Update on Face Transplant Lady

As you all know, the Office Monkey Blog is your #1 source for up-to-the-minute face transplant news. So, I thought I'd share with you a report that the face transplant lady in France (who was mauled by her labrador) is apparently recovering quite nicely.

Now, my only real concern in this situation is that once it's out that this face-transplanting business really works, how many really gorgeous women are going to end up mysteriously "brain-dead" so that regular schmucks can co-opt their stunning looks.

I know what you're thinking, Fergie. But don't worry. I'm pretty sure your jacked-up "something-borrowed-something-blue" countenance is safe from the attack of the face-snatchers.